January 2011
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Can we please get a "dislike" button...
…cause if I have to see this gif one more time, I might have to strangle someone.
(we’re not joking, just joking, we are joking, just joking, we’re not joking)
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“My wife and I were in the mood for some warm buttered peas. However, when I took...”
– Comment regarding Paula Deen’s ridiculous “English Peas” recipe on foodnetwork.com
Food Network comment boards are fast becoming my second favorite, (way) behind AV Club.
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“Meanwhile, Roethlisberger’s lawyer is telling journalists, “Ben has never...”
– —When sports culture meets rape culture - Kate Harding
(via stfusexists)
On a more serious note…
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Bored at work?
ENJOY
(care of eurotrash)
Paranoia:
Deleting posts in the fear that someone who would probably never find your tumblr may find your tumblr.
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On Nose Jobs
When I worked my menial job as a server at Ruby Tuesday’s in college, there was this very pretty blonde hostess. She was tall, and skinny, and cute, and Polish. I only make note of that last thing because she really wanted to be a model but felt her “Polish nose” was the only thing holding her back. Being the kind of chick I am (and, frankly, feeling like the goal of...
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thought catalog: you should date an illiterate... →
whydoihaveablog:
bees-knees:
“… a girl who reads possesses a vocabulary that can describe that amorphous discontent as a life unfulfilled—a vocabulary that parses the innate beauty of the world and makes it an accessible necessity instead of an alien wonder. A girl who reads lays claim to a vocabulary that distinguishes between the specious and soulless rhetoric of someone who cannot love her,...
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cute and tasty: pantone chip cookies
Delicious and aesthetically pleasing (not to mention correct): what more could one want?
Check out the who and how of these cute little confections at Design Sponge.
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I'll be with you in a second
awpeeps:
We’re having a bit of a Masek family crisis over here.
Dad just sent an email to me, Megs, and Mom:
Subject: WARNING WARNING DANGER DANGER
Grandpa M now has a face book page. Beware, you may be asked to be his friend, your mother has, but interestingly I have not.
The world is truly coming to an end!
Pop
BRB, family meeting time.
I want to be part of the Masek family. Because...
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“Black Swan. Goofy horror-movie tropes + goofier Method acting clichés + ballet...”
– David Edelstein proclaiming Black Swan one of the worst movies of the year for Vulture’s Critics’ Poll.
Thank you, sir.
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“That’s, like, your superhero power.”
– A coworker in reference to my ability to spot the perforations on a giant roll of bubble wrap.
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Wanted: A New Best Friend For The Dog Who Survived...
doree:
thecranium:
A cruel person left this dog chained to the pedestrian walkway on the Williamsburg Bridge during the massive snow storm the other day. A nice person noticed her on his way to work and rescued her. Now he needs someone to give her a forever home! Read the whole story here.
I think you mean fur-ever home.
Reblogging because every dog deserves a good home. Pass it on.
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“Mr. President, I confess that there are several parts of this constitution which...”
– Benjamin Franklin at the 1787 constitutional convention, quoted in Jill Lepore’s New Yorker piece on the country who cries constitution. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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lovestampede:
Tumblr is a funny thing sometimes: even though people want you to read everything they post, going through someone’s entire tumblr makes me feel like a creepy stalker. I can’t help it though, this Emma girl is talented and funny and cute (oh my) and after reading this post I want her to interrupt me on gchat while I’m busy (although even when I’m busy,...
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Ways to be Successfully Unemployed →
rawkblog:
lovestampede:
i wrote this thing for the hairpin!
And I read and enjoyed it.
I just fell in love with this chick. How did I not know she existed?
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When Roger Ebert writes about dogs
rawkblog:
People who do not like dogs do not know dogs. It is very difficult to dislike a being who worships you and would gladly die for you — especially when it is handsome and frisky and empathetic, and a good, good doggie, yes it is.
Is it strange that I find this emotionally devastating?
Not at all. So true. So true.
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I thought about not going to work this morning....