If anyone in the greater New York area wants to band together and buy a crazy amount of Girl Scout cookies and then make a video where we are eating them surrounded by boxes and boxes to counteract this little jerk’s ban, please let me know. I’ve already written some sample dialogue:
“Mmm! This cookie tastes like tolerance!”
“Mmm! This cookie tastes like acceptance!”
“Mmm! This cookie tastes like Patrick Swayze’s character in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar… and it’s delicious!”
Let’s take a scrumptious stand against bigotry.
I want to eat cookies in the name of love. Let me know if you do too.
Yes, if there are any Girl Scouts here who want to sell me cookies, I am happy to buy from you. For the rest of us who live in New York, do not forget about the cookie cupboard at 43 West 23rd Street. You can go there and voice your opinion by buying your weight in Tagalongs (or whatever the hell they’re calling them now) when they become available.
