To the person who stole my headphones…
You didn’t do it on purpose, but still. This morning I was getting off the train and as I started going up the stairs, you pushed me out of your way (ugh) to make the express train and snagged my headphones. By the time I realized they hadn’t just pulled out of my ears but were actually gone (!), the train doors had closed, taking you and my lovely expensive headphones away forever.
I’m tempted to do the whole Craigslist thing, but I’m pretty sure it’s a lost cause.
