“I’m not going anywhere. You *$&1@#* found us here.”

I love this.

(This Food Commercial was Banned in South Africa via Village Voice/Fork in the Road)

"If blogger had a good day, reward blogger with a drink or a smoke. If blogger had a bad day, nurse blogger with a drink or a smoke."

Joe Coscarelli on successfully dating a blogger (Village Voice)

Not totally accurate, but close enough.

Also: “When you go to the bathroom, expect to return to the glow of a screen.”